The Dance of Romance...

Baby...

I can't sleep.

I want you.

I want you to make me sigh in your ear.

I want you to make love to me in my bed.

Tuck your head under my chin 

and sweat and strain against me when we Love.

I ache for you.

I need you...

Your body,
your hands, your lips

I need all of you.

I am breathless with 

The thought of you.
Come now.  Touch me,
Make me whisper, "Please"...

Valentines Day Hearts Some Men May Never See

Some men have no idea women like to do this on Valentines Day.  

I guess this is another fatality when a man has the 

"Bald is "the only" Beautiful" approach to a woman's vagina. 

 I don't know a girl my age who didn't do this 

or a guy that doesn't love getting this 

Special Valentine

 to open on February 14th each year. 

Just another way to say,

"Be Mine" 

Dating Oxymorons as they relate to Me...

It is bound to be a disaster when I date a man who:

- doesn't know who Charlie Rose is.
- doesn't like coffee.
- is named Randy.  Absolutely no exceptions.
- has thin lips.
- stinks.   **motor oil smell is not included in "stinks".  I like it when men smell like motor oil and wood smoke.  I even like it when men smell like bacon... or cigars... or leather... or, oddly enough, even a little like BO.  But some men are stinky.  I can't describe it but know it when I smell it and I don't like them.     
- doesn't nod knowingly with that far away smile at the phrase, "More to Love".
- thinks he can talk me into doing something I don't want to do. 
- is lazy and tries to get out of work.  
- makes me kill the bugs or pick up the dead rodents the cat leaves at the door.  
- has no tolerance for kids, cats or dogs.